About

I’m a lone warrior in this battle we call life. My name is Ivan, I am funny in a weird sarcastic sort of way, honest, kind, mixed with a bit of shyness. I’m a big teddy bear you just want to keep squeezing.

Imperfect but succulent braveheart seeks flawed but juicy daredevil for hot, steamy kisses on the beach during hurricanes, long romantic walks on tightropes stretched over yawning abysses, and drunken, candle-lit food fights followed by impulsive decisions to fly to Paris in time for breakfast.

Interested? Read between the lines, it’s all about me. I’m shy at first, but once you get to know me… Well, let’s just say, you won’t forget.

How to make a Ivan
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey
Name: Ivan
Birthday: 11-30-69
Birthplace: Michigan
Current Location: Dearborn, MI
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 8″
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polish, German, Dutch
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Green Pepper
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: Usually, 10pm (I know, how lame)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Venti Soy White Mocha, or Coffee would do
Do you Smoke: NO!! Yuk
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah
Have you Been in Love: I don’t know
Do you want to go to College: Yes, been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, especially when reading
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Use to play the Coronet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Ewwwew, no way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, you have to try the Eel
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Old age, peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A husband, father, grandpa
What country would you most like to Visit: None, been to Italy, Netherlands, Mexico