Dec 09

She loves me, she loves me not

Once, there was this guy, who was in love with a gal.

She wasn’t the most beautiful and gorgeous but for him, she was everything.

He used to dream about her, about spending the rest of life with her. His friends told him, “why do you dream so much about her, when you don’t even know if she loves you or not?  First tell her your feelings, and get to know if she likes you or not”.

He felt that was the right way.  The girl knew from the beginning, that this guy loves her.  One day when he proposed, she rejected him.

His friends thought he would take to alcohol; drugs etc.  And ruin his life.

To their surprise, he was not depressed.  When they asked him how was it that he is not sad, he replied, “why should I feel bad? I lost one who never loved me & she lost the one who really loved and cared for her.”

Jun 30

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours?

Gloria

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Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria

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