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		<title>First Day of College&#8230;</title>
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, &#8220;The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this &#8230; <a href="http://www.knivan.net/2010/03/first-day-of-college/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, &#8220;The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.</p>
<p>Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50. &#8221;</p>
<p>He continued, &#8220;Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400.  </p>
<p>Are there any questions? &#8221;</p>
<p>At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, &#8220;How much for a season pass? &#8221;</p>
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